an old man was sitting on bench at the mall.
a young punk walked up to the bench and sat down.
he had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
the old man just stared.
every time the punk looked, the old ma was staring at him.
the punk finally said sarcastically, " what's the matter, old time? never done anything wild in your life?"
without batting an eye, the old ma replied, "got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. i was just wondering if you were my son."